i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number


it makes me so sad to see my friends breakdown and to think that they are worthless

people do love and truly care about you

i am one of them 


I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great


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when will my life’s bass drop

(Source: mydogsnokes)


This will make you feel better